Tuck it and Fuck it.

Using my bra for more than just holding my girls in place is not anything to new me. I’ve been using my bra for good and evil for years now. If you ever saw the rack I had to carry around in high school, you’d see I could have used my bra for a gun holster, smuggle a fifth of vodka into the Back 40, a convenient pocket hold my smokes and my lighter or even as a hammock hanging from my shower rod for my baby kitten to rest her weary legs.

There are so many damn good uses for bras, Ladies, that it was only a matter of time before the remarkable people at TheRackTrap came up with this ingenious product.

I LOVE this product! (All my besties are getting one for Christmas!) This is a must-have for any Slut-On-The-Go. (You know who you are, I won’t say names.) Be honest, how many times have you pawned off your wallet to your girlfriend with the purse as big as her head, because you didn’t want to be bothered carrying a purse into the nightclub, only to get separated from your friend because you wanted to dance on the bar while sloppy drunk guys cheered you on and bought you shots of Red-Head Sluts (because if that super classy, dancing-on-the-bar stunt doesn’t scream “SLUT”, I don’t know what does), leaving you stranded without any cash, a credit card or even your damn ID? Suddenly you find yourself wanting to go home with Big Dick Daddy From Cincinnati, but your friend has long since ditched you because she was pissed she had to carry your damn 12 pound oversized wallet all night long!

What’s the answer to your problem, I ask? THERACKTRAP!! Think about it – a little cash, your driver’s license, a condom, and a stick a Trident and you’re set. It’s all about being safe, after all. Tuck it in your bra before you head out for the evening and your moody big purse carrying friend won’t have anything to bitch about the next time to ditch her to go home with the Big Loin From Des Moines.

Tuck it – Fuck it, Ladies!

Racktrap™ is sold individually or in a set of four. The limited edition Gold version is $7.95. Order now and they'll include free shipping & handling. The four-pack is $19.95 and includes White Lace, Black Lace, Nude Lace plus a water-resistant sport version for the woman who loves to work out! Finally, a place to stash your locker key without risk of leaving it on the treadmill.

Nobody is paying me to write this about TheRackTrap either. Swear to God. I approached them because I think this is wicked cool and every girly should have one. Now, click the god damn link and order yourself up some purse - freedom.